Coffee, Tea, or Possible All-Crew Orgy?

A Northwest flight mysteriously over shot the Minneapolis airport by 150 miles, continuing into Wisconsin as 78 minutes of radio silence caused the FAA to ready fighter jets in Madison. Investigators suspect that the pilots may have fallen asleep, but really -- EVERYONE fell asleep at the same time? I'm thinking that the entire crew was otherwise occupied. The only other explanation is that Wisconsin is just that alluring. (I write this as a Wisconsinite.) The plane succumbed to our siren song.


http://www.cnn.com/2009/TRAVEL/10/23/airliner.fly.by/index.html

This Week in Imaginary News

Muammar Gaddafi has been ruling Libya for 40 years, all the while waiting for his chance to address the United Nations. Every year, he dries his tears, dons a saucy chapeau, and delivers his imaginary speech to his bathroom mirror, hairbrush in hand. Today, his fondest wish has been fulfilled. After a bracing breakfast of Jack and 'ludes, he ascended to the podium and began mumbling his way through 40 years of assorted "Deep Thoughts, by Muammar Gaddafi."