Muammar Gaddafi has been ruling Libya for 40 years, all the while waiting for his chance to address the United Nations. Every year, he dries his tears, dons a saucy chapeau, and delivers his imaginary speech to his bathroom mirror, hairbrush in hand. Today, his fondest wish has been fulfilled. After a bracing breakfast of Jack and 'ludes, he ascended to the podium and began mumbling his way through 40 years of assorted "Deep Thoughts, by Muammar Gaddafi."
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
This Week in Imaginary News
Muammar Gaddafi has been ruling Libya for 40 years, all the while waiting for his chance to address the United Nations. Every year, he dries his tears, dons a saucy chapeau, and delivers his imaginary speech to his bathroom mirror, hairbrush in hand. Today, his fondest wish has been fulfilled. After a bracing breakfast of Jack and 'ludes, he ascended to the podium and began mumbling his way through 40 years of assorted "Deep Thoughts, by Muammar Gaddafi."
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