Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Annals of Awesomeness:

NY Mag story: "Bernie Kerik Barred From Using ‘9/11’ in Defense During Corruption Trial"

Can we please have Rudy "I saved America from 9/11" Guiliani barred from using 9/11? Like, in life?


Wednesday, September 23, 2009

This Week in Imaginary News

Muammar Gaddafi has been ruling Libya for 40 years, all the while waiting for his chance to address the United Nations. Every year, he dries his tears, dons a saucy chapeau, and delivers his imaginary speech to his bathroom mirror, hairbrush in hand. Today, his fondest wish has been fulfilled. After a bracing breakfast of Jack and 'ludes, he ascended to the podium and began mumbling his way through 40 years of assorted "Deep Thoughts, by Muammar Gaddafi."

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Stories that make me happy: New Yorkers Get Taste of Big Gay Ice Cream Truck

What exactly makes it the Big Gay Ice Cream Truck? Quint gets that question a lot.
"Every day, at least a couple of times,"
Quint says. "And every time, I say, 'I make it gay.' "